Considering the gift of a beer of the month club membership?  Hmm, think again.  The results just came in.  
Here are ten reasons why a sex toy of the month club membership would make a better gift.

Top 10 reasons why sex toys are better than beer

10. There is no hangover with sex toys

 9. You will never have a heated argument or fight while under the influence of sex toys

 8. Sex toys won’t make you crash a car.  Well, unless… you had sex while driving.  Hmm, don’t use sex toys while driving.

 7. Liver transplant is optional with the use of sex toys

 6. Have you ever thrown up after having sex too many times…?  Exactly!  Me neither.

 5. If anything, it will be much cooler to go to rehabilitation for sexaholism

 4. Sex toys can be used over and over again.  An empty beer can is sad.  Cuddling with it after you are done… well, it’s just empty.

 3. Drinking a beer five times a day will just make you fat.  A sex toy burns calories.  It does a body good.

 2. Sex toys can be used any time.  Morning sex is good for you.  Drinking a beer before breakfast, not so good.

 1. There are no fun electric devices on the market to enhance your beer drinking experience.

Any other reasons a sex toy of the month club membership is a better idea than joining a beer of the month club?

It just does not seem like people are tickling nearly enough these days.

Did you forget how to do it? Not enough practice?

Lucky for you we are breaking it down into three simple steps...

Step 1: First, you want to find out if the person is ticklish. If you ask they WILL lie. Asking, however, will give you an excuse to test whether they are telling the truth.

Step 2: Tickle away!

Step 3: This is the most important step. To make sure you are enjoying it as much as them, stop ONLY when YOU think the person has laughed enough.

There you go. Remember these simple steps and go tickle someone!